Thursday, March 13, 2008

OLIE'S OBITUARY

Olie died. So Leanne went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries.

The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Leanne what she would like to say about Olie.

Leanne replied, "You just put, 'Olie died'."

The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Olie died?' Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Olie. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We really should say something more."

So Leanne pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K. then. You can put Olie died. Boat for sale.'"

1 comment:

Meems said...

Hehehe. Thanks for the life.